The Sicilian has a unique approach to the world, as you may remember from our conversation about Zombies.
Last night he saw a commercial for a new reality show following “People who work out in gyms!” No, I am not kidding. Granted, it was on some channel no one watches (FitTV or somesuch.)
And he said, “Why don’t they come out with an interesting reality show.”
And I said, “Like what?”
And he said, “You know, something new, something really good. Like Cannibals!”
And I laughed.
And he said, “Or lepers!”
Seven cannibals, picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped. You know, it does sound interesting. Come on, cable TV producers. You know you want to pluck this man out of his mild-mannered librarian job and put him to work, don’t you?
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Oh, I’d seriously watch that.
I’m assuming they eat each member who gets voted off?
(or, rather, voted in?)
Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww, missB!!!
Admit it–pretty soon we will have a real Running Man TV show. (I’m talking the brilliant book by Stephen King, which was LOOSELY adapted in the Arnold movie). And we will watch them.
Hey! C’mon Chami … your Sicilian is a protected species. You wouldn’t want to see him eaten alive by the Thing from the Media swamp, would you?
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