my dogs have eaten a lot of things, but no chapatis

I just want you to know that in the last few days before this current post was written (and this post will no doubt skewer my statistics contained herein), googlers found my site rated:

#4 with the search “Picture of a man giving chapati to a dog”
#5 for “sagittarius chameleon”
#6 for “the strangest chameleon”
#9 for “Matt Groening volunteering”

I’m also inexplicably #2 on yahoo for “Jorge the chameleon,” and people also surfed in from Yahoo searches for “washing machine humor,” and the more disturbing “video of jeff weise walking through hallway.”

Let me also take this moment to apologize to all those students (Hello Birkbeck College, London!) whose attempts at finding entries for +chameleon and +zoology here so miserably failed them. As an education professional, let me take this moment to encourage you to begin your research in your university library’s electronic databases.