Sushi is fun, so is pork, so why not:

Note to Marketing gurus in charge of new products: Sushi Pork is much, much worse an idea than blue frozen french fries. Or neon yogurt in a tube. Or, for our Scottish friends, deep fried Mars bars. Sushi Pork is the bad marketing idea that kills. Okay, I am pretty sure deep fried Mars bars also kill. But they are doubtless tastier and you will die a long slow artery-clogged death, not from a quick painful bout of food poisoning.

Hmmmm… I know someone was just goofing off. Or perhaps got their vowels mixed up. But I liked the sign. Nevertheless, despite knowing as I do that it’s a gaffe, the idea of sushi pork still makes me kind of nauseous.