Pale Male and Lola: Hawks suffer from gentrification too

Folks,

Things are rotten in Gotham tonight. With the permission of our dear city government, some nasty builders removed what is known to be an active Hawk’s nest, belonging to Pale Male and Lola, from a building at 74th and Broadway.

Like many of NYC’s homeless, Pale Male and Lola are now most likely camping out in chilly Central Park. Vigils and protests have begun.

If you’re a New Yorker, call 311 and complain; bring Pale Male and Lola back home.

By the way, on more a humorous note (and believe me, I am not happy about this issue, and I certainly do not wish to take away from the seriousness of this situation), why don’t more human men get descriptive names, like Pale Male, Hairy Man, or, say Bicyclemark? Just wondering. Apparently, Pale Male might well be called Reproductively Successful Male. If human men had names which described them more accurately, we might better know who we’re dealing with.

Would you like to suggest some more accurate names for any men in the news?

As for women? Well, if VerbalChameleon is not descriptive enough, I may be out of luck eventually, since Bitch, PhD is taken, but I suppose for now, I could be Bitch, ABD.